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We know bikes, we repair bikes, we love bikes - especially Ducatis, but other Europeans as well. Courtesy of the Ducati Owners Club of NSW, here’s a funny story about:

THE EVOLUTION OF THE MOTORCYCLE

On the First Day, God created the Heavens, the earth, and the Wisemans   Ferry Road. But he wasn’t happy – his Kingswood would sway on the  corners, crawl up the hills and use heaps of juice.

On the Second Day, God took a new track and created the stepthrough. He enjoyed the wind in his hair, it was fun and used bugger all petrol, but still crawled up hills.

So on the Third day, God created the Honda Four and it flew up the hills. With four into ones it sounded better and it never broke down but the corners remained a problem. Yet He had tasted power and craved for more.

Thus on the Fourth day, He added two more cylinders to his Honda and created Adrenalin. His insurance premium doubled and it cost a fortune to get the tappets done. He also created fear and the cliché “Enough is Enough”.

On the Fifth day, God pulled a few cones, had a rap with Willy G. and created the Harley – Davidson. He would cruise up and down the hills in top gear and pick up heaps of pussy. He would get off on the note but the hog was too heavy, broke down a lot and handled like the Kingswood.

Then on the Sixth day, He made the Bonneville. He still got pussy outside the Wiseo pub, It sounded good. His bike was light and for the first time the corners were fun. It handled.

God was stoked but the vibration gave Him a pain in the arse. His kidneys were history. It was a touch gutless and He ran out of juice every 100 miles. He wasn’t happy but shit He was close.

So on the Seventh Day, God produced a scoot with the speed of a Honda, the torque of a Harley, and the handling of a Triumph. He could afford the petrol, tune it Himself, pick up pussy and still blow off Nortons through the corners.

He called his bike DUCATI and He was happy.

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